Sorry, Merry Christmas!
Christmas is in a few hours! Christmas Eve was the day I dreaded most growing up. We would have to go to my Dad’s parents place where all of his siblings and all of their families would congregate for too many hours once a year. Too much. So much fakeness in that family. My Dad’s hateful ass parents HATED us. H A T E D. They were always so upset he married my Mom. She wasn’t up to their standard. My dad knocked her up Junior year (my sister) too, so there’s that. My Dad’s hateful Mom paired with the spirit and living conditions of my hateful ass family, really helped mold me into the perfect cunt I am today.
My grandma was THE BEST at sending subliminal messages that you were a shit stain to her. 6 years in a row I got a “SORRY” game for Christmas!!!
Then my Sister got the same “SORRY” game 3 years in a row!!! After that I would get Youth Small “life’s a beach” t-shirts from various locations….even though I wore an Adult Large. It finally came to an ultimate fight one year after leaving Misery Manor after ANOTHER dreadful Christmas Eve and we NEVER returned. We just ex-communicated my Dad’s entire side. FAFO! I guess that’s how I delete twat waffles in my own regular life so easily. When you don’t accept bullshit treatment from blood family….you’re sure as shit not going to be accepting it from random ass friends.
My Dad’s entitled, white-privileged parents insisted on being referred to as Grandmommy and Grandaddy. Just hearing those words spoken now makes me cringe. I’m not saying I’m delighted they’re both finally rotting, but I am saying I’m glad Christmas Eve hasn’t been associated with ANY of them for the last 20+ years of my life. I’m also saying that anything people say before they say “but” is total bullshit…so read the previous sentence again. lol. Good riddance!
Merry Christmas! Enjoy your family for the next couple of days. Or enjoy NOT having to deal with a dumb family! Whatever it is, just take a deep breath and have a fucking Merry Christmas!
Oh, and I’m not SORRY.
Xoxo, AB