A bitchy love letter to evolution: ditching the tired word “gay,” reclaiming Two-Spirit power, dragging anti-intellectual “anti-woke” nonsense, and reminding us we were born this way. The backlash is temporary.…
A bitchy, unapologetic atheist rant skewering “thoughts and prayers,” organized Christianity, and intellectual laziness. A sharp-tongued celebration of curiosity, science, and personal power—because God isn’t doing the work. Humans are.…
A sober, unapologetic takedown of Galveston’s Mardi Gras—aka Mardi Gross. A weeklong parade of booze, bad decisions, questionable fashion, and even worse smells. Surviving it without drinking deserves applause… or…
A night of awkward hugs, overpriced pasta, minimal décor, and joyless complaints—proof that not every party deserves confetti, but every one deserves commentary.
A hilarious road trip tale where a gas station stop turns chaotic—my sister-in-law got left behind, and we only realized 40 miles later! Let’s just say, Buc-ee’s will never be…
It’s coming. Another year. Whether you’re ready or not. I don’t really do New Year’s resolutions…ever. I’m a perfectionist. I don’t like to fail or lose…..ANYTHING. This year is different.…