The Bitch is Back

It took me a couple of days to recover, rehydrate, and mentally re-enter the atmosphere. But now that the lashes are off and my pulse has returned to a medically acceptable rate, I can honestly say this: I could not have dreamed up a more exciting, fulfilling, and downright correct return to entertainment.

Seeing so many “old friends” show up in support absolutely melted my cold little heart. Truly. The venue—while not exactly screaming sticky club floor realness—ended up being a beautiful, welcoming space for my return. And let’s not overlook the fact that y’all spent some money, which made the owners very happy and frankly made me feel powerful. Generous crowds are my love language. My heart is full.

A HUGE thank you to Roy Burchett, who quite literally did everything to make this event happen seamlessly. When I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. You are one of the most incredible humans on the planet, and I know far too much of your hard work often goes unnoticed. Let me be very clear: your creative vision and work ethic blow me away. Most people I’ve met don’t have as much drive in their entire body as you do in your pinky finger. You are AMAZING and deserve to be reminded of that DAILY. I love you. ❤️

An additional massive thank you to my BFF Jenny, who came all the way from Oklahoma to ensure my balls did not, in fact, fall out of my dresses. A true friend. A hero. I cannot imagine my return without you, babe. 💋

Once the show started, there was so much happening in my head that I didn’t even see everyone who was there. Looking through photos now, I’m noticing so many familiar faces I didn’t get the chance to hug, greet, or properly thank. The night ended in what felt like seconds—adrenaline dropped, the room emptied, and suddenly it was just… over. It was oddly depressing. Performer problems.

The good news? I’m already fired up for the next event and future shows, and I promise I’ll keep everyone in the loop. My website is officially live and is the best place to book me, stalk my schedule, and keep up with all upcoming appearances. Everything Anita Bump will live there—so stay tuned, because this ride is just getting started.

More soon, dolls. 💋

Xoxo, AB 💅💄💋