An unhinged meditation on ice crunching, sensory rage, and why that tiny, echoing sound turns me feral. A plea for silence, manners, and my last remaining nerve.
A former Hey Dude addict dissects how a once-cute shoe became a cultural red flag… and why mine now live their best life mowing grass.
I’m done entertaining fake-smart, loud, middle-aged nonsense; my bullshit radar never misses.
Well, darlings, the “27s” have finally been retired from my life. You know, the ones who peaked at 27 and never evolved… still clinging to outdated politics and pretending to…
A bitchy love letter to evolution: ditching the tired word “gay,” reclaiming Two-Spirit power, dragging anti-intellectual “anti-woke” nonsense, and reminding us we were born this way. The backlash is temporary.…
A bitchy, unapologetic atheist rant skewering “thoughts and prayers,” organized Christianity, and intellectual laziness. A sharp-tongued celebration of curiosity, science, and personal power—because God isn’t doing the work. Humans are.…